God is a Belgian

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I'm sitting here having had a major revelation today that indeed God is a Belgian. How I got to this was thinking why am I feeling sick today, well I blame it on the lack of the Belgian beer over the last few days. Since the 24th I've been having a couple each night, felt great, relaxed and not sick at all. Now that I've stopped I'm feeling crap. So here's my rational for why God really is a Belgian.

Any country that has a different beer for every day
Eddy Merckx. Can anyone have been so good without the help of the big man. Maybe he was sent to show how cool bikes are.
The passion the Belgian people have for the races, 365 days a year
It is the center of the Cycling World
It has the most iconic 6 Day Race
It is joint holder of the amount of Monuments a country holds with Italy. (Ronde van Vlaanderen, L-B-L)
Only Belgian Riders have won all 5 Monuments (Roger De Vlaeminck, Rik Van Looy and Eddy Merckx)
The whole country pretty much stops when an important bike race happens.
They make the best Chocolate in the world
They make the best Frites.

You see, after my examples it's clear, God is a Belgian.

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1 January 2011
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